Life Through My Color-blind Eyes...

It's fun to make fun of the Amish

2006-08-18T12:36:00.000-07:00

Check out the cool shirts from One Horse Shy .

From the Want Ads

2006-08-17T14:01:00.001-07:00

I would give this man a dollar...

2006-08-16T12:22:00.000-07:00

The Paradox Unfolds

2006-08-15T16:49:00.000-07:00

So are Pirates dieing because the temperature is rising, or is the temperature rising because people are forgoing their plundering ways? Wonder what their control variable is...

"I have a thousand years of power."

2006-08-15T11:25:00.000-07:00

From: The Smoking Gun

Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.

Sieg Heil Heir Robertson!

2006-08-15T11:19:00.000-07:00

During his "700 club" broadcast, Pat Robertson (The founder of the Christian Coalition) said the following about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with. You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination (Political assassination as U.S. policy has been prohibited since 1976), but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... and I don't think any oil shipments will stop."

Now I know Hugo Chavez is not the best guy on the planet, but I thought there was this little rule in this thing called the "10 commandments" that Christians hold as their infallible doctrine that said something like... "Thou shall not kill"?

Interesting...

This just doesn't seem Fair...

2006-08-15T11:11:00.000-07:00

I have never watched a WNBA game. but this could be interstesting...

"The New York Liberty's Becky Hammon, in front, guards the Connecticut Sun's 7-foot-two-inch center Margo Dydek, of Poland, during the second half of their WNBA game at Madison Square Garden in New York Tuesday, Aug. 2, 2005. (AP Photo/Gregory Bull)"

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"This will teach you to not come home smelling of other cats"

2006-08-15T11:07:00.001-07:00

How did humanity survive before the invent of the internet?

Thank Goodness for signs like this!!!

2006-08-15T11:00:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine took this picture on a dumpster in Chandler. There are several feelings generated within me when reading this:

It boggles my mind that someone would actually throw away their baby. But I understand there are mind boggling people out there in this world.

How many babies have been thrown away in this dumpster that it needs a sign in the first place?

How many people go to throw away a baby, read the sign, then decided that it is a bad idea?

Where do you buy a sign like that? I would like one for my garbage can at home!

When you drop off your baby at hope floats, do they have you fill out a survey to find out where you heard of the program?

Please people... If you are reading this. Don't throw away your babies!

Yo Quero el doctor pulpo

2006-08-15T10:51:00.000-07:00

The only dog I hate more then the chihuahua, is the Spiderman chihuahua!

Yo Quero el doctor pulpo

Glückliches Oktoberfest jeder!

2006-08-15T10:49:00.000-07:00

Horray for the Germans!

Horray for Women!
Horray for Lederhosen!
Horray for Beer!
Horray for October!

And Horray for Hot German women in Lederhosen drinking beer durring October!

Horray For OctoberFest!

Proof That Russians Drink too much Vodka

2006-08-15T10:46:00.000-07:00

If I did this to my cat, she would bite me in the face while I was sleeping!

This is from a show called 'Moscow Cats', which is playing in New Yorks Tribeca Performing Arts Center. Ringmaster Yuri Kuklachev, who was obviously drinking when he picked out his wardrobe for the event, either has a magical way with animals, or choose this career path after a lifetime of tormenting cats in his youth....

THE PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

2006-08-15T10:36:00.000-07:00

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe